Amidst cheers and anticipation, the WNBA has rolled out a game-changing salary scheme: “Pay-Per-Dribble.” Under this innovative system, players earn based on the number of bounces they manage during games, turning every dribble into cash.
Commissioner Penny Hoops explained, “We’re rewarding players for their on-court skills and creativity. With Pay-Per-Dribble, every bounce counts.”
Players receive a base salary but earn more based on dribbling prowess. From crossovers to fancy moves, each bounce equals extra dollars.
“I’ve been honing my handles day and night, and now it’s paying off—literally!” exclaimed Jazz “Jukebox” Johnson. “With Pay-Per-Dribble, I’ll be cashing in on every dribble. It’s like getting paid to dance with the ball!”
Fans can expect a dribbling showcase, as players aim to maximize earnings with flashy moves. However, critics fear it could lead to excessive dribbling and a decline in team play.
“It’s dribble madness!” said analyst Bob Slamjam. “Players will be dribbling circles to pad their paychecks.”
Despite concerns, the WNBA moves forward, confident the system will amp up the excitement.