As 2024 unfolds, Tesla continues to defy the norms of both automotive engineering and common sense in equal measure. The latest lineup from Elon Musk’s electric empire includes the revamped Model 3, now featuring a “Stealth Grey” color option—perfect for those wanting their $40,000 car to match their iPhone (cars).
Not to be outdone, the Model Y has received a luxurious overhaul so extensive, it’s rumored the car can now file your taxes and make a mean latte. Despite these updates, Tesla’s promise of adding Apple CarPlay remains a dream as elusive as a quiet Twitter feed for Mr. Musk.
Meanwhile, the Cybertruck has finally rolled out after production delays that made Godot seem punctual. Early adopters report that while the truck may not yet be bulletproof or cheaper than your average kidney on the black market, it’s guaranteed to turn more heads than a chiropractor at a tennis match.
And in a bold stride towards the future, the Tesla Optimus robot is set to hit shelves by 2025. Early footage suggests it walks almost as naturally as a toddler on a trampoline, sparking widespread speculation about whether it will revolutionize labor or just be really good at spilling coffee (teslarati).
Whether you’re in it for groundbreaking tech or just to enjoy the meme-worthy mishaps, Musk’s brainchild never fails to entertain. Catch all the Tesla drama here.