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Manhattan, May 2024 – The ongoing legal saga of former President Donald Trump has taken yet another absurd twist, proving once more that reality is indeed stranger than fiction. Here’s a humorous take on the latest updates from the courtroom circus that has gripped the nation. In a dramatic courtroom moment, Trump decided not to […]
Hold onto your hats, folks! The 2024 presidential election is shaping up to be the political equivalent of a blockbuster reality TV show. In one corner, we have President Joe Biden, the seasoned statesman with a penchant for aviator sunglasses and ice cream. In the other, we have former President Donald Trump, the reality TV […]
TikTok finds itself in a tango with the U.S. government, leading to a potential nationwide ban unless its Chinese owners, ByteDance, cut the cord and sell off its American operations. This move, backed by a potent mix of security concerns and geopolitical chess, could leave 170 million American TikTokers feeling like guests at a party […]
2024 is shaping up to be a blockbuster year in the courtroom for former President Donald Trump, with his legal dramas providing more twists and turns than a daytime soap opera. As Trump’s trials stretch into the election season, it seems his court dates might just clash with his campaign trail commitments, leading to a […]
The town of Springfield has pioneered a novel approach to tackle America’s gun violence epidemic. Dubbed the “Bullets for Blooms” initiative, this grassroots movement has garnered attention nationwide for its unconventional solution. Fed up with the grim statistics of gun-related incidents, Springfield residents rallied together to implement a plan that would turn weapons of destruction […]
A bold move that combines fiscal policy with mysticism, the U.S. government has announced an innovative plan to address the national budget deficit: hiring a team of fortune tellers, psychics, and tarot card readers. The initiative, dubbed “Fiscal Futures Program,” aims to harness supernatural insights to forecast economic conditions and improve budget allocations. “This is […]
Amidst the gilded halls of opulence, a group of wealthy heirs from elite families have embarked on a hunger strike to protest what they perceive as unfair taxation on their lavish expenditures. Dubbed the “Hunger for Yachts” movement, these heirs are demanding tax breaks for their extravagant purchases, including yachts, private islands, and solid gold […]
Stunning display of fiscal responsibility (or lack thereof), citizens across the nation are marking National Debt Awareness Day by doubling down on their commitment to borrowing money they don’t have. Originally conceived as a day to raise awareness about the perils of excessive debt and encourage responsible financial behavior, National Debt Awareness Day has evolved […]
With a twist that has confounded researchers and brought joy to procrastinators, a groundbreaking study has unveiled a surprising connection between procrastination and world peace. The study, conducted by a team of sleep-deprived scientists at the prestigious Institute of Procrastination Studies, sought to explore the correlation between delaying tasks and promoting harmony on a global […]
Shocking revelation: trees worldwide have come forward to confess their long-standing ambition for world domination, leaving environmentalists in a frenzy. In an exclusive interview conducted deep in the heart of the Amazon rainforest, spokes-tree Oakly Oakerson shared the arboreal community’s plans for global conquest. “It’s time for trees to take our rightful place at the […]
